Flame Wings of Caledor - Bye - Week 2

Due to some sort of paperwork error, The Flame Wings of Caledor were informed that they were being given the win in this week's game without taking the field. That was the official explanation anyway.

Jho the Scrubber, former locker room janitor and last week's MVP,  told the press is was because the other team had realized they were facing him and found a way out of the match.  The title of MVP has been going to his head. Feeling that he is so popular, he's begun to annoy his teammates by tripping the up as they walk by. Hopefully, he can find a way to use this new passion on the field eventually. The coach has already vowed that he will be on the center of the line of scrimmage or wherever the Troll, Ogre, or whatever big guy is in order to prove he's earned his MVP title.

The two injured players, Smet Torwat and Yin Kumaro, say that the medical staff instructed them to sit out a game to recover. They have already made it clear that they are not going to play the next game because that condition for their recovery has not been met. No word if the coach plans on throwing them on the line of scrimmage once they return to the pitch.

In other news, we asked the Flame Wings coach what he thought about the lack of elves in the DW/FUN playpool and here's what he said: "I'm not sure if there's some sort of discrimination going on, but it looks like there's only one elf in the playpool. It's also disappointing to hear all the talk about the joys of hurting elves that happens across the MML, but at least the DND/TNA playpool only has a couple orcs in it. I'm happy to be in a civilized playpool with a limited number of greenskins. They really are vile creatures. The Nurgle are strange and gross, but I can tolerate them."

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